February 2012
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
THIS IS AMAZING.
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And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will alllllllllllllwaaayyys love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Will alllllllllllllllllllllllways love MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move...
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Sometimes it just hits me as to how much damage has been done to me.
We did an exercise in class, where there was a play in 3 scenes: 1) Was being in a waiting room and designing it as we pleased. There was a voice that said we’d be there for a long time. 2) Others were around with angry faces, ended up in a courtroom with a judge, and then the walls started closing in on us, and the...
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Lesbians
catclass:
expectations-vs-reality:
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Am I the only really offended by both options here? :l
Ugh you’re not >__< -___-‘
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do-you-have-a-flag:
shercockled:
so the star trek sequel is basically just benedict
derping
everywhere
star trek xi: the Herp of Derp
He’s just like THIS IS NOT BAKER STREET WHERE AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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"Warner Develops Live-Action Film of Tite Kubo's... →
fatedichiruki:
WHY IS BLEACH IN THE HANDS OF WARNER BROTHERS. OH GOD WHY.
ha ha ha ha ah ha ha AH ha ha AH HA ha AH HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *grabs an axe and starts chopping down things* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *sobs*
You are the last thing you drew:
hetaliafantasy:
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clockworksexual:
I’m davesollux
i’m a kawaii cyclops girl
yes
im davejohn
dammit im supposed to be dirkjake
uhhh I fixed my personal mspa notifier macro a bit, which is roxy so
…. I’m roxy
im myself dry sobbing in the best piece of cloth this side of...
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gaycountries-in-my-ass:
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